"Camelot? Here? In Brookfield Road..." Tony almost
chocked out when his next door neighbour told him as he was trimming the bushes in
front of the house that had grown just a little too tall for his wife's
particular garden. His wife could become a fire breather when she was not in a
good mood. He half chuckled to himself even at this, imagining if this was the
site of the historical kingdom it would only be hilarious if his better half
was a dragon reincarnated to keep the site guarded from anything unwanted. In
the whole 40 years that he had lived in the col-de-sac had he ever believed
such a imagination would be so powerful to come up with such an idea.
He looked away from the rose bush that he was so carefully pruning
to face his neighbour, tilting his cap up a little to still block the sun but
also see his neighbour so that he could hear all the oddness of the story that
was about to be told.
"Yeah, some author has been doing some really in depth
research about the area. Turns out this sits on some inter-crossing or road
links that they would have used at the time to move in and out of the castle. And
then he goes on to explain that the wood
just down the track that leads to the pond would have come into the legend of
the king also with the idea of the 'Lady of the lake'. Who knows eh Ton?"
my neighbour explained.
I stood still, letting it all soak into my mind for a
moment. I couldn't not think of how interesting the whole idea was. After all
there was that theme park with the namesake built a few years back and had only
just been shut down. Perhaps the guys that had built it had known something that
maybe we didn't. But then again, although maybe the geography fit into the idea
well surely the pond at the end of the track wasn't big enough to have fitted
in with the idea of a lake after all. And wouldn't historians have already
searched the entirety of it for the 'magical' Excalibur? There was too many
variable for both sides of the argument I thought, the believers I guessed
would think it was true and perhaps they would even come and start looking
around trying to find evidence. That's all we needed in our nice quite col-de-sac
was bloody tourists and fans of the so called King Arthur. I took off my cap
and rubbed my slightly balding head, replaced the gap and let out a sigh. Maybe
it was all just an early April fools in March.
"What do you think of it all then Myriddin?" I
asked my neighbour,
He took in a deep breath and thought of his answer for a few
moments, looking up at the new clear blue spring sky, "I believe that
myths and legends all have a way of living on and coming around again..."
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